Honestly,I do try to look at things that are entirely unconnected with cipher mysteries. But somehow (I really don’t know how) they keep creeping in regardless.

For example, last night I settled down to watch “Bedknobs and Broomsticks” on DVD with my son on loan from the library (the DVD that is, however hooked on books Alex may be). Big mistake. The central part of the film has Miss Eglantine Price (Angela Lansbury) scouring Portobello Road bookstalls to try to find the missing half of a grimoire for the secret of the Star of Astoroth (the film-makers meant “Astaroth”, of course, though it’s not clear whether this mistake was also in Mary Norton’s books from which the film was evolved [by replacing time travel with Nazis]). Bibliophily, demonology, magic, codicology: already we’re in prime cipher mysteries territory. 🙂

astoroth-screenshot

What is written on the Star is revealed to be “Treguna, Mekoides, Trecorum Satis Dee” – these are the words of the ancient “substitutiary locomotion” spell to make inanimate objects jump about (and fight against Nazis). But what do they mean? Well… Satis is obviously Latin for sufficient (which you may recognise from the Renault Vel Satis – curiously, even though it seems they were trying to allude to ‘satisfactory velocity’, vel actually means ‘(inclusive) or’ in Latin [which is presumably why logicians use ‘v’ for or]); while Dee is obviously a direct homage to our cipher mysteries chum John Dee. Trecorum seems to be some kind of dizzy half-child of trigarum [‘team of three’] and decorum: but Treguna and Mekoides seem just to be a bit of grimoirish fun. Let me know if I’ve missed anything. 🙂

Finally, perhaps the spookiest vaguely-linked item of the day has to be Angela Lansbury’s workout video, “Angela Lansbury’s Positive Moves”. According to mbot’s comment here, this includes “many chair-based exercises as well as a portion where Angela speaks to us while taking a bubble bath surrounded by candles. It’s kind of amazing.” I don’t know about you, but I feel fitter just thinking about it.

7 thoughts on “Of bedknobs and grimoires…

  1. John Kozak on March 29, 2010 at 9:05 pm said:

    Don’t think I’ve posted here before – hello again, anyway.

    There’s a DVD double bill of noir, femme fatale, Lansbury which belongs on several different curio lists. Also she’s George Lansbury’s grand-daughter. The alternative histories just write themselves!

  2. Hi John, loooong time no see/hear, hope you’re fine! Yes, a noir Angela Lansbury DVD does seem pretty odd: but maybe – just maybe – her fitness DVD edges it. Will let you know next time there’s a VMs beer evening in town! Cheers, ….Nick Pelling….

  3. I enjoyed your cipher article. I suggest treguna a blend of three =tre of trecorum plus “gun” plus a for latin style plural

  4. tal: certainly could be. Me, I suspect the sum-total of the thinking behind it was that it needed to scan, while sounding plausibly Latin-ish. Which it does! 🙂

  5. This is my interpretation:
    Treguna= 3 Guna= Sattwa Rajas Prahiti
    Mekoides= ?
    Trecorum= 3 corum (hearts)
    Satis=?
    Dee= John Dee (a sorcer)

  6. Kimberly on May 29, 2018 at 5:49 am said:

    So, let’s break down what it would mean if you were an actual witch/pagan practices. Before we start spells we invoke the elements. The theory is that they are the elements of wood, metal, air, water, and fire (in that order). Yes we do sometimes say words that seem odd or funny and aren’t in English. I believe that was the point of this. This was also written by the same men who made up the word “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” so don’t take it all too seriously. But as a pagan myself, that would be my assumption as well.

  7. Louise on June 21, 2018 at 8:15 pm said:

    I think, that spell could have more than one single meaning. Probably every word stands for one of the five elements, as the source of Disney explains it. And you can eventually loose yourself in possibilities:

    Treguna = TriGuna (3 Forces or Concepts) as Mattia mentions it.

    Mekoides = „my codex is…“

    Trecorum = “3 of us” / 3 hearts, an union of 3

    Satis = satesti „enough is…“

    Dee = Deus (God)

    I came to this conclusion.
    That’s my own interpretation and explanation, and I agree in some points with Mattia.

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